The dress costume that you selected is gorgeous. It is the perfect color, the perfect material and every single accessory and detail is in place. The only problem however is the dress itself is far too long and leaves you tripping and stumbling for much of the night. When you come home the lower third [...]

Of all the sexy little women that wriggle and giggle their way through adventures and misadventures, none may be as endearing as Miss Betty Boop. No matter what sexy little outfit she dons, and no matter what little mix up she has accidentally got herself into, Betty Boop is fun, spirited and adorable. Wearing a [...]

How many women do you know could live in a house with seven little fellows that each have serious emotional issues, work long hours at a mine and let woodland creatures invade their home daily but still look good all of the time? Snow White, with her hair as black as night and skin of [...]

Oh Look! The Married Men Are Dressed as Merry Men! The Queen of Halloween’s best gal pal has really hideous taste in music, but she is forgiven because one of her favorite movies ever is Men in Tights, featuring dashing Cary Elwes as a very adorable Robin Hood. She was down in the dumps so [...]

The Queen of Halloween was once called to task because a critic thought that she was “too blonde to write about vampires”.  Now anyone who knows the Queen knows that you do not get such a title just by default- you earn it and you live it. I am the Queen of Halloween because there [...]