If you have waited until the Queen of Halloween’s birthday (October 1, my silly subjects) to start shopping for your Halloween costume, let me warn you: it ain’t pretty. First, there are the crowds in the local shops. Yes, the crowds are already in full force and there will be two groups. The first group [...]

The boss, a remarkably wise and intuitive man had a startling and rather radical idea for his staff one day. He sent out a memo, completely written and delivered by himself and no one else, to each person asking, no demanding, that they come in their favorite costume the following Friday. There would be no [...]

Many of the Queen of Halloween’s favorite stories, both from childhood and now, are centered on Halloween. If I had to choose just one to be the best Halloween costume ever, it might be difficult to do. Everyone knows that I love my tavern wench costume, but I love vampires as well. It is not [...]

When it comes to dressing up for Halloween you want to strike the balance of looking scary but not too tacky…as so many people fall into the second category! It’s awful to see when you go out on Halloween or go to a party, and see people covered in flour with tomato ketchup smeared across [...]

For many people of a certain age, the question of adult Halloween costumes becomes not what should I dress as but should I dress up at all. Gasp! You wound me, lovelies, really, you do! Now, imagine if the Queen of Halloween had attained that number on her triple layer chocolate birthday cake o’death and [...]