Oct 19 2009
Funny Halloween Costumes: If You Can’t Make ‘em Cry, Make ‘em Laugh
Plug and Socket Adult Costume
When you are a child, the only goal for your Halloween costume is to get you candy. That’s it. When you are an adult, for the most part and for most of us the goals change slightly. You either want to be: a) noticed and appreciated, b) noticed and feared c) ignored completely or d) just a little dash of all of the above. For those of you who would prefer to be noticed and appreciated and maybe get some candy in the process, I give you the funny Halloween costumes.
1. The Plug and Socket
Ah, yes, the classics. She is the socket, he is the plug- you make your own double entendre here. One warning here- get in a fight with your costume partner and you take this from funny Halloween costume to sad and pathetic in a matter of seconds.
2. Ketchup and Mustard
Or solo condiment, whichever. Both costumes are cute, easy to wear and come with the little hat that makes you look like you could just dress up a burger at any second. Of course it is cute if a couple comes in dressed as one of each- or if you have the whole family dressed as condiments, that would be funny as well. Think of it, Mommy Mustard, Daddy Ketchup, little kid relish and a baby dressed as an olive.
3. Travelocity Roaming Gnome
You just knew someone, somewhere would show up wearing this one eventually. Poor little garden gnome, whisked from his safe existence to give travel tips and be abused in assorted commercials. Wear this funny Halloween costume but be wary of any minor accident that could befall you.
4. A little something naughty: The Genie in a Lamp
Alright, it never fails, there is going to be someone with a little touch of pervert to them at every party and gathering. It is guaranteed that you will not wonder who it is when he shows up wearing this funny Halloween costume. You want to take a wild guess at where the lamp’s spout is and where you will be encouraged to rub for your three wishes? Hey, that reminds me, Phil from accounting owes me two more wishes!
5. But, Mommy, I Don’t Want to Grow Up!
You know those costumes that you look at four or five times and still cannot figure out? This is one of them and has to be one of the funniest, funny Halloween costumes that I have ever seen. Trust me, I am the Queen of Halloween and this one had me cackling like a demented witch. Words just do not do this thing justice, but let me try: picture your friend’s face in a baby bonnet, on top of the back of what looks like an old woman. Let me just say this: there are inflatable body parts and fake panels to deal with. It may be a chore to get into but the pay off is more than worth it. Priceless!
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